It seems that England beat Scotland not just in football and Rugby but also in sunflower growing (no harm in digging up hundreds of years of Scot-Anglo hatred now is there?). As us English are obviously all smug patronising bastards, I thought I'd give you Scots some growing tips:-)
The clue to growing sunflowers is in the name - they need sun to flower. In Brighton we have it ... don't worry though I'm sure you'd win the Rainflower growing competition:-)
(For those of you who don't appreciate my poor taste in humour, please don't send Mel Gibson down here to rip out my heart ...).
Too late... Mel is on his way, along with Christopher Lambert and er, anyone else i can think of with big claymores to chop off your...... sunflowers!
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